If You Read This, Please Direct Your Attention Away From The 36 Coloured Pages Of Pornography You're Reading And Spend A Few Minutes To Hear Me Out
I have nothing to write. I'm basically bored out of my mind. Well if you must know why I'm currently clueless about what to type out, its because I believe that a blog, isn't just a person narrating his/her daily ins and outs or opinions on a certain something. A blog is meant to be read and as an intellectual being, we ought to have the sense of differentiating right and wrong, fact and bullshit. Thus we have the choice to accept what we see and hear.
So the reason for this stagnancy is due to the fact that this blog is rather.. a one way blog. Since nobody gives a damn or maybe its cause, it hasn't stirred any interest among the viewers. Comments are most welcomed be it good or bad. I wouldn't want to sound like a complete self talking idiot at the end of the day.
Cheers,
Feel Free To Worship Me.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
How To Make Your Girlfriend Happy =)
1. Tell her she's fat, and buy her a maternity dress. It shows how much you care =)
2. Respect her by not going beyond holding hands, saying that you do not date your mother.
3. Buy her chocolates for Valentine's Day, with a picture of a fat guy dying of man boobs cancer and diabetes.
4. Tell her that you'd like to take her virginity (a woman's pride) because you can't imagine anyone else wanting it.
5. Tell her how beautiful she is compared to a kid suffering from down syndrome.
6. Show how much you love her by having an affair as practice so that you'll perform your utmost when getting laid with her.
7. Restrict her from shopping ad spend all your money on a hooker. It shows that you want her to have efficient money for the years to come.
will be continued... maybe
2. Respect her by not going beyond holding hands, saying that you do not date your mother.
3. Buy her chocolates for Valentine's Day, with a picture of a fat guy dying of man boobs cancer and diabetes.
4. Tell her that you'd like to take her virginity (a woman's pride) because you can't imagine anyone else wanting it.
5. Tell her how beautiful she is compared to a kid suffering from down syndrome.
6. Show how much you love her by having an affair as practice so that you'll perform your utmost when getting laid with her.
7. Restrict her from shopping ad spend all your money on a hooker. It shows that you want her to have efficient money for the years to come.
will be continued... maybe
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
An Interesting AMV
Please watch the following video as a form of art and nothing else.
(Both video and link have been posted)
"This Is A Giant Cock" AMV
An awesome AMV for Azumanga Daioh and Mezzo Forte. Two thumbs up for the great combination of animation and song.
A brief introduction
The song is titled - Stupid MF ... obviously
by Mindless Self Indulgence
Anime used : AzumangaDaioh and Mezzo Forte
Note that Azumanga Daioh is a slice of life anime meaning, its about how people live their days but when it comes to anime, there's bound to be a dose of over exaggerating. Overall, a friendly anime for all viewers above 13 years of age.
Mezzo Forte OVA is not the same as Mezzo Forte DSA. The latter is a squeal of the highly violent yet uncut Mezzo Forte which was ruined by a few scenes of women being raped which was not necessary at all. If, you live alone or have the chance to use your computer alone, I reckon you download the Director's cut version of Mezzo Forte which has no sex at all, and just enjoy the extreme violence. Mezzo Forte DSA however promises a storyline with no erotic scenes of nudity whatsoever, I think.
I don't think I have to explain myself, but just to clear any misunderstandings. How I was to come across such an AMV which contained adult material was due to my thirst of violence and Azumanga.
(Both video and link have been posted)
"This Is A Giant Cock" AMV
An awesome AMV for Azumanga Daioh and Mezzo Forte. Two thumbs up for the great combination of animation and song.
A brief introduction
The song is titled - Stupid MF ... obviously
by Mindless Self Indulgence
Anime used : AzumangaDaioh and Mezzo Forte
Note that Azumanga Daioh is a slice of life anime meaning, its about how people live their days but when it comes to anime, there's bound to be a dose of over exaggerating. Overall, a friendly anime for all viewers above 13 years of age.
Mezzo Forte OVA is not the same as Mezzo Forte DSA. The latter is a squeal of the highly violent yet uncut Mezzo Forte which was ruined by a few scenes of women being raped which was not necessary at all. If, you live alone or have the chance to use your computer alone, I reckon you download the Director's cut version of Mezzo Forte which has no sex at all, and just enjoy the extreme violence. Mezzo Forte DSA however promises a storyline with no erotic scenes of nudity whatsoever, I think.
I don't think I have to explain myself, but just to clear any misunderstandings. How I was to come across such an AMV which contained adult material was due to my thirst of violence and Azumanga.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Something Relevant To This Blogger
I missed out on posting 2 blogs, it means that I have a life and am currently living it.
If you must know the reasons because you spent 2 sleepless nights staring at my page,
the reasons are:
1. I went to the capital
2. I had a chance to taste Belgium beer which is the smoothest beer I've ever tasted. Cans are for poor people
My brother brought me to Brussells which is at The Palm is I'm not mistaken( the big complex that has plenty of restaurants in it that's near UM). Laffe ( pronounced as left??), spelling? was unlike anything I've tasted, it wasn't biter, and it wasn't too gassy, excellent.
I reckon you ditch your Tigers and Guinness and treat yourself with some foreign home made beer, its a whole different level of taste.
This is the first time I'm acrually blogging about something relevant to my life.
If you must know the reasons because you spent 2 sleepless nights staring at my page,
the reasons are:
1. I went to the capital
2. I had a chance to taste Belgium beer which is the smoothest beer I've ever tasted. Cans are for poor people
My brother brought me to Brussells which is at The Palm is I'm not mistaken( the big complex that has plenty of restaurants in it that's near UM). Laffe ( pronounced as left??), spelling? was unlike anything I've tasted, it wasn't biter, and it wasn't too gassy, excellent.
I reckon you ditch your Tigers and Guinness and treat yourself with some foreign home made beer, its a whole different level of taste.
This is the first time I'm acrually blogging about something relevant to my life.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
It Lives
Surprisingly, I have the will power to continue day two of my blog which has never happen before.
If you are reading this very message, it could either be:
1. You're a pathetic fool that has an orgasm at the sight of my name
2. My shit is your bread and butter.
Enough of the trash talking. Guess I should talk about my day which started like any normal day. I went to school (yes I'm a minor but I know all there is to know) like any other kid, attending classes taught by unmarried men and women in their 40's.
Imagine dating a teacher, she/he would be constantly telling you," Oh David~ that isn't the females reproductive organ, its just the lubricator for sexual purposes only." Practical beats theory after all.
Why would a kid be interested in his/her teachers, why would they bother making out with a child who barely knows the difference between transsexual and an intersexual? I bet you're googling the latter. Kids are boring for starters, you'd end up marking some horrific homework or consuming large amount of coffees as they try to climbed onto your bed or even putting on a condom.
*Note condoms don't come in children size since its pediatric<< Right?. 5 years old can't get pregnant.
They say that a teacher may not remember every single student but the teacher will always be remembered. Screw that! teachers are to teach the uneducated, they practically made you. The structure of the male/female reproductive system was taught to you by a teacher, (don't say porn did, because your teacher taught you the word porn not to mention all you'll ever learn is how to say "YAMETE" in practically every single language) I'm sure you lads wouldn't want to be reminded of your 10th grade teacher who wore Holister to school and who just so happened to be extremely poor to the extent of not owing a single pair of underwear and whose income is so little that she wore a loincloth to school. "At least she wore something, its just that her non-Asianic breast size broke the boundaries of the loincloth which made her the ideal school CLEAVAGE!" when making out.
Back to narrating my day, it wasn't so great, saw some stuff that made cry...
End of blog.
If you are reading this very message, it could either be:
1. You're a pathetic fool that has an orgasm at the sight of my name
2. My shit is your bread and butter.
Enough of the trash talking. Guess I should talk about my day which started like any normal day. I went to school (yes I'm a minor but I know all there is to know) like any other kid, attending classes taught by unmarried men and women in their 40's.
Imagine dating a teacher, she/he would be constantly telling you," Oh David~ that isn't the females reproductive organ, its just the lubricator for sexual purposes only." Practical beats theory after all.
Why would a kid be interested in his/her teachers, why would they bother making out with a child who barely knows the difference between transsexual and an intersexual? I bet you're googling the latter. Kids are boring for starters, you'd end up marking some horrific homework or consuming large amount of coffees as they try to climbed onto your bed or even putting on a condom.
*Note condoms don't come in children size since its pediatric<< Right?. 5 years old can't get pregnant.
They say that a teacher may not remember every single student but the teacher will always be remembered. Screw that! teachers are to teach the uneducated, they practically made you. The structure of the male/female reproductive system was taught to you by a teacher, (don't say porn did, because your teacher taught you the word porn not to mention all you'll ever learn is how to say "YAMETE" in practically every single language) I'm sure you lads wouldn't want to be reminded of your 10th grade teacher who wore Holister to school and who just so happened to be extremely poor to the extent of not owing a single pair of underwear and whose income is so little that she wore a loincloth to school. "At least she wore something, its just that her non-Asianic breast size broke the boundaries of the loincloth which made her the ideal school CLEAVAGE!" when making out.
Back to narrating my day, it wasn't so great, saw some stuff that made cry...
End of blog.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The reason you are given the chance to witness the creation of a blog full of wisdom and creativity of the upmost level.
Title says pretty much everything. Why would I start a blog you may ask, the reasons ( for the sake of your weak little mind that cannot stand the term essays, or stuff written in more than one line have been written in simple short point forms) are:
1. I'm bored
2. Domo needs not to be anyone's bitch and is only my bitch and my alone.
3. Domo is hawt :D
4. Maki is my pen-name
5. I hate Barney
6. I laugh at AIDS victim
7. Sadly, I wish to blend in with my fellow 'friends" so that I would not be singled out
8. Barbie's a slut
9. I wish to spread my awesomeness
10. Twillight is shitty
11. To do a survey on just how many bitches that would mistake my gender. The record so far, is every online person I've talked to :D
12. Batman's my bitch, bitch
14. Bitch is such a nice word
15. I hate them losers that type in COLOURS!!
16. L33t is retarded
17. I wanna be Kyoko's bitch =X
The list will be updated if needed.
Be warned that if you wish to follow this blog, be prepared for any harsh criticism, sarcasm, anti emo bashing, twillight hating, uncensored, violent, gore, innuendo etc etc.
Its a chance for people to know my internet side, since the chat hasn't any records and what I serve isn't served by others.
Take this as an opportunity to know me better. Then perhaps you'd be so frightened by my excellency that you'd be all jello at then end.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
feel free to worship me :D
1. I'm bored
2. Domo needs not to be anyone's bitch and is only my bitch and my alone.
3. Domo is hawt :D
4. Maki is my pen-name
5. I hate Barney
6. I laugh at AIDS victim
7. Sadly, I wish to blend in with my fellow 'friends" so that I would not be singled out
8. Barbie's a slut
9. I wish to spread my awesomeness
10. Twillight is shitty
11. To do a survey on just how many bitches that would mistake my gender. The record so far, is every online person I've talked to :D
12. Batman's my bitch, bitch
14. Bitch is such a nice word
15. I hate them losers that type in COLOURS!!
16. L33t is retarded
17. I wanna be Kyoko's bitch =X
The list will be updated if needed.
Be warned that if you wish to follow this blog, be prepared for any harsh criticism, sarcasm, anti emo bashing, twillight hating, uncensored, violent, gore, innuendo etc etc.
Its a chance for people to know my internet side, since the chat hasn't any records and what I serve isn't served by others.
Take this as an opportunity to know me better. Then perhaps you'd be so frightened by my excellency that you'd be all jello at then end.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
feel free to worship me :D
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