1. Tell her she's fat, and buy her a maternity dress. It shows how much you care =)
2. Respect her by not going beyond holding hands, saying that you do not date your mother.
3. Buy her chocolates for Valentine's Day, with a picture of a fat guy dying of man boobs cancer and diabetes.
4. Tell her that you'd like to take her virginity (a woman's pride) because you can't imagine anyone else wanting it.
5. Tell her how beautiful she is compared to a kid suffering from down syndrome.
6. Show how much you love her by having an affair as practice so that you'll perform your utmost when getting laid with her.
7. Restrict her from shopping ad spend all your money on a hooker. It shows that you want her to have efficient money for the years to come.
will be continued... maybe
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